Naughty Princess Cards - All 8!

***WARNING*** If you are easily offended, do not appreciate sexual innuendo's, do not like reading foul language, feel that I am desecrating the Disney princesses then read no further - and please do not send me hate mail telling me what a terrible person I am for making these cards. These are MY crafts and MY website so I will make and post what I see fit *okie rolls her eyes remembering some of the hate mail she got last time*

Thank you,

okieladybug

As most of you know I had a temporary moment of insanity and decided I would remake the Naughty Princess series of cards. I had a couple of people ask for them, wanting to purchase, and to be honest with everything going on in my life right now I could use the money. However I think it would have been easier taking a second job at McDonalds than making the princess cards! *okie makes a note to never try and craft for a living*.

I tried to match the papers and sentiments to the theme of the Princess as much as possible. Some of the sentiments are the same from the original series and then some I changed. I also added Mulan and Pocahontas to the series.  I also added a little graphic on the inside of the cards to help carry on with the theme of the card or sentiment. I just thought it was a nice touch.

So without further ado here they are...in alphabetical order since that is the way they loaded up for this post.

Princess Ariel

front - He smiled and asked "hey baby what's your sign?"

inside - and I told him "SLIPPERY WHEN WET"

Princess Belle

front - I need a prince in the ballroom

inside - and a beast in the bedroom

Princess Cinderella

front - My glass slipper

inside - Isn't the only thing I lost last night!







 

Princess Jasmine

front - Arabian Nights like Arabian Days

inside - are hotter than hot when riding...My Magic Carpet!

Princess Mulan

front - He brags about his sword...

inside - Imagine my disappointment to find out it was only just a CHOPSTICK






 

Princess Pocahontas

front - I said "give me the colors of the wind"

inside - so he...FARTED DURING SEX!

Princess Sleeping Beauty

front - Damn Right I'm Good In Bed!

inside - I can sleep for DAYS!



 


Princess Snow White

front - You would eat a poison apple

inside - if the 7 inches you were promised was actually 1 inch 7 times!







I can't believe how long it took me to complete all 80 cards. I knew it would take awhile since the princess cuts have so much detail but GOOD FRIKKIN GRIEF I feel like I haven't gotten anything else done in WEEKS! Oh well it did keep me focus on something else than all the stress going on in my life, and I will share part of that later on in another post.

The good news is that I already have 4 sets of the cards spoken for so that leaves 6 more sets available. The pricing is as below...

8 Naughty Princess cards - $55, includes priority shipping with delivery confirmation.
International orders add an extra $5.
I use the Click N' Ship through the USPS.COM website so I am able to ship out the next business day after payment is received. If you so desire an email can be sent to you informing you that your order is ready for shipment.

And wrappin up th Naughty Princess series

Is none other than Cinderella!

To be honest I don't think I ever had a favorite Disney Princess and even further honest I always thought they were a little hokey with all the honey sweetness in their lives. I do believe I like them a little better now though. Now that they are more real and got down and dirty! *okie cracks up laughin*

So for Cinderella I kept trying to think of something for the sentiment. I was on the phone with my friend Linda, aka LGuild, and she is the one that came up with the sentiment. She told me I had to give her credit or she would smear my good name through the mud on the Cricut message board *okie has no idea why people think okie picks on Linda when it is totally the other way around*.

Of pattern pink paper is SEI and is double sided with the flowers. The green is a bit of scrap I had of some Stampin Up. You maybe not be able to see unless you click on the pictures, but the pink flower paper has bits of silver in it and that is why I chose to go with silver brads on the card.

I used the Stampin Up word window and modern label punches for the sentiment on the front.

I did pop dot Cinderella and the sentiment.


I didn't do a lot of embellishing because I was just too tired when I put the card together. But I think the use of 3 different patterns of papers does help with dressing up the card without adding other embellishment.

For the inside I stamped some cherries next to the sentiment *okie starts to explain the use of cherries but then decides she will leave it up to the imagination of others*. The cherry stamp is from Stampin Up Tart and Tangy.

Well this winds down the Naughty Princess series! I hope you guys enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed showing it to you!

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Snow White is a little bad....

So you may not want to look any further than this!









But if you are daring then have a peek!

I have heard jokes about Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs so that is how I came up with the sentiment for this card *okie wonders why she can never remember full jokes, usually just the punch line*.

I thought the apple paper was appropriate and it is from Stampin Up as is the green stripe paper. I got them on the clearance rack a few months ago. The corners were made with the Stampin Up scallop square punch and then cut to fit the card. I used the Stampin Up scallop circle punch for the sentiment on the front, and the circle punch is the 1 3/8 Stampin Up punch.

I used the black Stampin Up marker for the faux stitching around the card. The ribbon color is banana and I got it from Ribbons and Bows Oh My, which you guys know I love that online website!

The sentiment circle and corners are pop dotted but Snow White I applied directly on the card.

For the inside sentiment I found an image on the internet and used copy and paste in Microsoft Word to add it to the sentiment.

I know the inside sentiment will likely offend some, but I thought it was pretty dang funny.

I hope some of you can find the humor in this one because I know my friend and they will think it is hilarious! At least most of them will....okay, yep, pretty much all of them!



Tomorrow will end the Naughty Princess series and we will be finishing off with Cinderella.

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Ariel! You naughty girl!

So after a little hiatus from the Naughty Princess cards I am back to finish the series! For today we have Ariel who lives under the sea!

It was easy for me to choose the sentiment for this card because it was actually something I said to a man one time. But that is a whole notha story! *okie cracks up laughing remember that night*

But I do have to tell you I added "and right after that sign there is another sign.....DO NOT ENTER" It was actually funny since it was at a company Christmas party and the man was like a supervisor and I knew he was kidding around. He about died laughing when I answered him. I so enjoy people with a good sense of humor!

The background paper is one that I have no idea who it is made by. I got it for 10 cents a sheet last year at the LSS because it had a corner that had water damage. Which is a bit ironic since the paper is sea creatures! When I decided to do the card I did think of this paper for Ariel and I think it worked out pretty good.

Her flower is made with two of those wedding flowers from Michaels, the kind that come in a bucket. I added a green brad in the middle. I used purple brads in the corners.




The sentiments are computer generated in Microsoft Word. I used a Stampin Up punch for the sentiment on the front and then used the Cozzule puzzle maker to make the mat. A wonderfully nice person from the Cricut message board sent me this little tool. She said she never used it and hoped I could. Well I have used it several times and thought I should post about it. I just use a pen in the hole in the center and the wheel glides around the edge of what I am wanting to matte. It does require hand cutting but it makes it nice when I don't have a larger punch for matting purposes.

I adhered Ariel directly to the card and then pop dotted the flower in her hair and the sentiment. You can see a bit more of the sparkle of the paper in this picture, especially if you click it to enlarge.

I am not sure which princess will be tomorrow but I better get crackin with some ideas!!

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OH BELLE! A gal after my own heart!

You guys almost didn't get a card today! I was having a bit of a problem with a headache last night and then realized I hadn't taken my medication for the day! *okie would give herself a V-8 smack on the forehead but doesn't want her headache to come back*.


Today's card is a little bit more tame in innuendo's.......I think *okie tries to analyze but just shrugs and gives up*. Of course since it is Belle it wouldn't be right without mentioning the beast!

This card also measures 4.25 x 6.25 inches. The background paper is Stampin Up as is the base card. The corners are with Prism and they were done with the Heritage cartridge. The scroll for the sentiment on the front was with Heritage also.







I used Storybook font in MS word to generate the sentiment on the front and inside the card. I again used Word Art. I also used the PRINT ON CARDSTOCK SHAPE method to get the sentiment on the scroll. I didn't do very much embellishing because I was running out of time, and I thought the scroll corners made a nice touch. I again used the Color Values Chart from Stefani Williams so I could match the sentiment color closely with the cardstock I used.


For the mat of the card I crumpled and then smoothed it out a little before applying to the card base. I curled the edges up a little also and since the paper was double sided it gives a nice little effect of the pink paper on the back side.

Oh and I did use Cat Eye chalk ink on the edges *okie figures everyone knows that but thinks she should mention it just the same*.

Tomorrow I will be featuring........OH COME ON!! Did ya really think I was gonna tell ya?? HA HA HA

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Oh that naughty Jasmine!

IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED PLEASE LEAVE NOW.....









For today's naughty princess I am featuring Jasmine. Who knew she could be such a lamp polisher?

I had more difficulty coming up with a little naughty saying for Princess Jasmine and after I got them done I thought of some others that would have probably been better. Oh well there are always future cards to be made!! *okie thinks she should have written down the others she thought of since she will likely forget them.*

She does look rather innocent doesn't she?





The card measures 4.25 x 6.25 inches. The background paper is Sassafrass Lass. The frame behind Jasmine is from French Manor. I thought it gave a lattice look that you might see in a palace. I used Stardream Mica to cut it and then some Prism cardstock for the dark purple.

I just cut a piece of gold cardstock to put behind the lattice frame with my paper trimmer and clipped the corners so they wouldn't stick out. I looked at it without the gold but it was too busy and the lattice got lost in the background paper pattern.

For the inside of the card I used the same gold metallic cardstock as the lamp and used an EK Success photo corner punch.

The sentiment on the front of the card was generated in Microsoft Word using Word Art. I used a 1 3/8" and 1 1/2" circle punch and the Scallop Circle is a Stampin Up punch. The lamp is cut from Dreams Come True and I don't know if I would have been able to set it that small without Design Studio. I used some shiny metallic cardstock to cut the lamp. I think it gave it a nice look.

I was able to match the coloring on the sentiment with the Lovely Lilac Stampin Up cardstock I used with the base by using the Color Value Chart that Stefanie Williams of Stationary With Style came up with. You might want to check back later for a neat little giveaway I will be doing from Stefanie!

I honestly don't know which princess will be featured tomorrow. I guess I better put my thinking cap on ASAP!

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Naughty Princess....Sleeping Beauty (PG 13)

It's Time! It's Time! IT'S TIME FOR THE NAUGHTY PRINCESS SERIES!!

If you are easily offended please leave now. If you don't like foul language, LEAVE NOW! If you don't like sexual innuendo's.....GET OUT OF HERE! Now if those things don't bother you...then stick around and keep coming back over the next few days!

When I made the place cards a few weeks ago I cut extra of the princess's. Ya'll know I don't believe in making one of something so I just cut 4 of each. When I was getting them laid out in Design Stuido I figured I would just make some cards but then I decided to make some "naughty" cards with them *okie hopes Walt isn't turning over in his grave right now*.

To start off the series I used Sleeping Beauty. I got the sentiment from my key chain. A few years ago my cousin Teresa got me this key chain and I thought it was hilarious and when piecing Sleeping Beauty together the idea popped into my head to use it as a sentiment.

Can you believe I decorated the inside of my card! I never do that but decided to live on the edge this time *okie can be such a risk taker and adrenaline junkie sometimes*. I do think it made it look nice.



I did have to make the card a bit bigger than an A2 since the princess was cut rather large. The card measure's 4.25 x 6.25 inches. I can't remember if it is called an A9 or what, but I did have envies that they fit in. The background paper is Stampin Up. I used an EK Success photo corner punch to frame the bottom green paper. The sentiment was done on the computer with the Storybook font. I used Word Art to get the "Damn Right" curved. The frame for the sentiment is from Heritage. I used Stardream Mica for the frame.







Here you can see the "Bling" a little better. These are some of the hot fix gems I got off eBay. I use them like crazy and I am so glad I have quite or I would be ordering more already! I am liking my I-Rock even though I had to tape the battery compartment door shut and the end wobbles. It heats up and cools down rather quickly so I think it makes it a little safer to use than my Hot Marks tool.





You can see the sentiment better in this picture. I used a Color Value chart to get the colors to match my Stampin Up paper, quite a handy device. Once I hear from the person I got it from I will give you the information if it is still available. I matched Mellow Moss and dang it I can't remember which pink! I went over part of the sentiment with a Sakura Gelly Roll Stardust pen. I love those things! I only use the clear since I use them over a color. I added some white dots on the photo corners and some 2mm hot fix gems in the swirl.

Come back tomorrow as I will be featuring Princess Jasmine!! Oh that naughty naughty girl!

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